Vorrundenaus (Quarter Life Crisis)

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Vorrundenaus¶

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Argh, there’s currently some European football tournament going on. As a consequence all the frigtards are watching football all the time. Even worse, people ‘nationalised’ their cars with flags and will drive around honking in the middle of the night.

I suspect both of these things are forbidden, simply because attaching stuff to your car can be kind of dangerous in case it falls off or touches people and because you are only supposed to use your horn to get people’s attention in dangerous situations. That’s exactly the kind of stuff Germans love to legislate. You pick up a friend and blow your horn at his house to call him out – well that can earn you a €10 fine because it’s inadequate use of the horn, even in the middle of the day.

And seeing that our ‘finest’ are usually more than keen to stop any cyclist in town who’s going in the wrong direction on a one way street or who doesn’t have properly working lights, I find it kind of strange that they don’t get out to stop all those people driving with their dangerously ‘enhanced’ cars, honking all the way down the road. I’d wager they’d have a good chance of picking up a few drunk drivers while they’re doing this. Everybody would win.

But of course we only get the bad sides of the Polizeistaat and they simply look away. Presumably because they have some dangerous cyclists to catch.

Anyway, if you meet some German football-tards, wish them a happy Vorrundenaus. Yeah, I am an optimist…

June 11, 2008, 9:29