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This morning the paper ran an article on the pains of Mac enthusiasts, which is more or less correct and less well written. As most computer articles in general papers it's quite boring.
They also had an article slagging off a current ad campaign by a large electronics chain with the slogan Geiz ist geil, i.e. 'being stingy is hot'. While anybody in a sane state of mind will disagree, this apparently makes sense for the marketing people. But worrying about them would be a waste of time I suppose.