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Let's just pretend for the sake of the argument that anyone wanted to send an urgent e-mail to me today. Well, bad luck then. Somehow they fucked up our local e-mail server – and while messages may not bounce due to my elaborate-but-not -very-well-understood mail forwarding scheme, I can only access them through some scrummy web mail interface before the spam is removed from the stream... It didn't look as if there's been anything urgent, but if someone expects a reply... today it's not me being lazy or rude.